11:39 - 09.12.2010
Sprobal F1 2010
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07:40 - 30.09.2010
Nekaj briljantnih izjav !
>> Mirko Kamenjašević:
>> - "I to će biti pogodak, ma kurac, opet stativa (6 mjeseci suspenzije);
>> - "Slobodan udarac sa 35 metara, izvest će Bukal...topovski udarac, i to je
>> gol, ne, nije, prečka je, ma sjedi mali pička ti materina ništa ne vidim!"
>> (opet 6 mj. suspenzije);
>> - "Na stadionu se okupilo 30 tisuća dinara.";
>> - "Mušević je u izglednoj prilici i ništaaaaa....ali opet Mušević dolazi do
>> lopte, udarac i opet ništaaaa, i opet Mušević glavom iiii preko golaa, opet
>> je promašio jebo mu ja mater smotanu!" (2 godine suspenzije);
>> Božo Sušec:
>> - "Loše se piše Trinidadu, a bogami i Tobagu.";
>> - "Ajde naprijed Šimuniću, što čekaš?" (šimunić uopće nije igrao);
>> Mika Damjanović:
>> - "Evo nas na džoint stadionu." (u pitanju je Giant stadion);
>> - "Da je Guscione imao moj broj cipela sigurno bi pogodio.";
>> - "Još dva metra do kraja prvog poluvremena.";
>> - "Sada razmišljam o tome kako se lopta osjeća kad je udari Roberto Carlos.";
>> Ćiro Blažević:
>> - "Mislim da je u ovom finalu favorit Njemačka, jer Brazilci nikad nisu osvojili europsko prvenstvo.";
>> Milojko Pantić:
>> - "Kiša pada po terenu a bogami i po atletskoj stazi.";
>> - "I gospodine Pedersen zaista zaslužujete takvo prezime.";
>> - "Evo izlaze igrači partizana, a evo i naših!";
>> Mirko Kamenjašević:
>> - "Pejaković vraća do Mušića, Mušić nazad Pejakoviću, to je udarac i to je
>> goooooolllll....a zajeba san vas nije gol, prošlo je pokraj stative...al
>> brat bratu, malo je falilo." (6 mjeseci suspenzije);
>> Kemal Ahmetović:
>> - "Da vidimo ko je to od igrača Fiorentine dobio žuti karton....da, dobio
>> ga je ammonito AMMONITO." (ammonito, na talijanskom opomenut);
>> Gojko Andrijašević:
>> - "Evo zamjene u redovima Schalkea, u igru ulazi Mark Kurz....i evo lopta
>> se odma odbija do KURCA!";
>> Božo Sušec prije utakmice:
>> - "Ma ovaj Primož Gliha nije bog zna kakav igrač, pa ludno mi je da im je u
>> početnom sastavu, taj Gliha je bio na probi u Dinamu i nije prošao,naravno, pa što će on u Dinamu."
>> Poslije utakmice- "Da da, trebalo je više paziti na toga Glihu govorio sam o tome...";
>> Milojko Pantić:
>> - Bergkamp izlazi iz igre u 22. minuti zbog ozljede, ulazi patrick Viera.
>> Na ekranu se ispisuje 22 minutes
>> Denis Bergkamp, a Pantić komentira:
>> - "Evo izašao je Bergkamp, a u igru je ušao iskusni Minutes sa brojem 22.";
>> Božo Sušec:
>> - "I to mora biti prekršaj na Srni, ako to nije prekšraj onda je faul.";
>> Milojko Pantić:
>> - "Ide Drulić, ide Drulić, Drulić, Drulić, Drulić....ne, ipak je to bio Pjanović."
>> - "Tribine se žute, sve je u narančastom.";
>> - "Kamerun mora izvući danas barem bod, kako bi osigurao prolaz pred
>> utakmicu sa Švicarskom. Oprostite dragi gledatelji, Kamerun i Švicarska nisu u istoj grupi.";
>> Srđan Knežević:
>> - "Poštovani gledaoci, izvinjavam se zbog ovog prekida, upravo su nam
>> organizatori Olimpijade zabranili da pušimo u reporterskim kabinama. Evo i kolege Španjolci se bune nisam samo ja...";
>> Drago Ćosić:
>> - "Schweinsteiger i Lahm su dvije mlade dame....ovaj, dvije mlade nade Njemačkog nogometa.";
>> Ćiro Blažević:
>> - "6 - 0 je veliki rezultat, to se još da izdžati, ali 7 - 0 je posebna blamaža."
>> Bogdan:
>> - "Evo Poljaci zadržavaju loptu, da vrijeme sporije teče."
>> - "Evo dok je lopta u zraku da nabrojimo sastave timova."
>> - "Lopta je poletjela paralelno sa jadranskom magistralom."
>> - "Ovaj pokušaj je bio veća opasnost za avione croatia airlinesa nego za vrata Cibalije";
>> - "Dragan Čirić je igrač duge kose ali velikih mogučnosti.";
>> - "Odlična je to bila intervencija vratara Ljukovčana. Zašto se sada Nijemci vesele? Hmmm...da to je ipak gol.";
>> - "U sljedećih par minuta vidjet ćemo dva današnja super gola Georgea Hagija, ali i onu kretensku reklamu za kečap";
>> - "Zoran Savić ipak neće biti u sastavu, dogodila mu se mala nezgoda, umrla mu je majka.";
>> - "Zbog ovih Carlosovih udaraca osnovat će se društvo za zaštitu lopte."
>> - "U 17. kolu Stuttgart gostuje kod Minhenske Borrusije.";
>> - "Ovaj sudac poštuje sudačka pravila ko 10. božjih zapovjedi.";
>> - "Zlo mi je više od ove američke himne, svaki dan po 20 puta.";
>> - "Danas se na marihuani okupilo 30.000 ljudi...pardon, marakani.";
>> - "Trenutna temperatura na stadionu je minus dva ispod nule.";
>> - "Mislim da bi Šušić trebao više koristiti svoju tehniku a pogotovo svoj dribling, i evo ga ide Šušić...pa kakva sebičnost mladoga Šušića.";
>> Mila Horvat:
>> - "A jeste mi ga uvalili za prvi put.";
>> Božo Sušec:
>> - "Ovo je dokaz da Van Basten ne provodi rasističku politiku, igra im čak jedan crnac.";
>> Igor Štimac:
>> - "Ne znam jeli bolje da Babić dobije loptu, ili da je odma mirno predamo bugarima.";
>> - "U bazenu plivaju nečije gaćice, treba hitno provjeriti čije su.";
>> - "Drulović ulazi u šesnaesterac, padni tu jebote!";
>> - "Naši će u srijedu nastupiti protiv čokoladnih nigerijaca.";
>> - "Njemačka je druga, u susretu za treće mjesto pobjedila je Novi Zeland.";
>> - "U publici je mnogo zanimljivih ljudi, kao npr ovaj čovjek sa bradom.";
>> - "Tko prvi zabije gol bit će u prednosti.";
>> - "I izgleda da je Hajnekenu eksplodirao motor." (riječ je o Miki Hakkinenu);
>> - "Dobar dan, javljamo se iz Mostara, ovdje je nedjelja.";
>> - "Evo dragi gledatelji iz igre izlazi Enrico Chiesa, a ulazi....da vam
>> pravo kažem prvi put čujem za ovog igrača...ulazi Cambio." (cambio na
>> talijanskom zamjena);
>> Blažićko:
>> - "Za sada sreća i Kawashima čuvaju japance."
>> - "Romedal nevidljiv u sadašnje 23 minute dvoboja."
>> Drago Ćosić:
>> - "Koreja je ostala bez pogotka jer vratnica je rekla: Ne, ovdje se ne može proći."
>> Na jednom nogometnom meču BiH komentator Kemal Ahmetović kaže:
>> - "I u igru ulazi Gerald Asamoah, prvi crnac koji igra za Njemačku, joj da ga Hitler vidi!"
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14:34 - 19.04.2010
Evo dragi dnevnik... glih tolk da ne crkneš.
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13:52 - 07.01.2010
Priporočam sledeče branje:
nullhttp://theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell
http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p.html
oz vse kar je tukaj http://www.27bslash6.com
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10:23 - 09.04.2009
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00:29 - 28.11.2008
Bahahahaha
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15:05 - 18.11.2008
The human genome is about 3,120,000,000 DNA base pairs long, so half of that is in each spermatozoa. That gives us 1,560,000,000 base pairs in a single sperm cell.
Each of those base pairs can be a A-T bond or a G-C bond, and can be aligned in either direction. That means there"s 4 ways it can be aligned, and that can be represented in two bits of data: 00 = G, 01 = C, 10 = A, and 11 = T, for example.
Now, the average dude lets out between 50 and 500 million sperm with each go. Rough average says that it"d probably be about 200 million, right? If we take all this information and combine it with the wonders of mathematics, we have 1.560*10^9 * 2 bits * 2.00*10^8. Do all the equational shit, and we have 6.24*10^17 bits transmitted in a single burst.
That"s 78,000 terabytes, in what amounts to half-minute-at-most event.
We could fit a digitized copy of the Library of Congress into your spooge. It"d only take about 20 terabytes.
So your dick has a higher bandwidth than any internet connection that ever existed, and is ever likely to exist anytime soon.
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08:13 - 18.11.2008
Pixar"s Presto (full version)
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08:58 - 13.11.2008
Mirror"s Edge in 2D Beta (flash game)
http://www.bornegames.com/?page_id=369
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13:37 - 29.10.2008
Evo, končno sem malo poslikal zadevo, po tistem, ko se je zabavi pridružil PS3.
BTW, še vedno prodajam moj stari BenQ projektor za 250eur. Porabljenih ima 500ur od 4000. Itak pomoje noben ne pokur vseh ur, ker prej zamenja projektor. Nativ resolucija je 800x600. Idealno za divX-e gledat, ni pa slab tut za nabijat špile. Jaz sem većinoma igral PS2 gor in PC dirkačine. Če koga zanima lahko pošlje zs.
Filmčki:
- Stari filmček kleti (Race 07 - PC)
- NBA 2k9 - PS3
- Gran Turismo 5 Prologue Intro - PS3
- Gran Turismo 5 Prologue Replay - PS3
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14:14 - 29.09.2008
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13:03 - 27.08.2008
Cartman,
Your member account at X3DX has been temporarily suspended.
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12:25 - 27.08.2008
Mogoče bo komu popestrilo dan - http://www.x3dx.com/index.php?showtopic=129&pid=609&st=0
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09:27 - 20.08.2008
Dobil knjigo Digital Art Masters Volume 3, kjer so objavili tudi Vespo.
Link do knjige
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09:26 - 20.08.2008
Pred kratkim je revija 3D Creative Magazine naredila intervju z menoj. Zakaj, mi še sedaj ni jasno.
PDF link
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08:14 - 06.08.2008
Klet bogatejša za fullHD projektor. :)
Če koga zanima BenQ MP611 projektor za 300€ naj mi sporoči. Žarnica ima 500ur, zdrži pa 3000ur, potem pa počasi začne svetilnost padat.
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13:49 - 18.07.2008
Workstejšn bogatejši za 4GB rama, 500GB disk in Visto Ultimate 64bit.
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21:26 - 14.06.2008
Moja Beagle-ca Buffy je danes dopolnila 5 let.
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15:50 - 12.06.2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5xBadkEmSs&feature=related
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10:29 - 30.04.2008
Dons bo še veselo.
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14:32 - 15.04.2008
Demonoid is back online
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13:13 - 10.04.2008
Moj novi screensaver/cleaner.
Screensaver
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12:32 - 31.03.2008
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15:08 - 18.03.2008
Funny Titles For Porno Movies
300 and Counting...
1) Sperms of Endearment
2) Saving Ryan"s Privates
3) Romancing The Bone (Contributed by AlexBork)
4) For Your Thighs Only (Contributed by AlexBork)
5) Three Men And A Barbie (Contributed by AlexBork)
6) Passenger 69
7) On Golden Blonde (Contributed by AlexBork)
8) Intercourse With The Vampire
9) Mr. Hollund"s Phallus
10) Forrest Hump (Contributed by AlexBork)
11) Jurassic Pork
12) Pocahotass
13) Sleeping Booty
14) The Loin King
15) The Sperminator
16) Cum And Cummer (Contributed by AlexBork)
17) Presumed Impotent
18) A Clear And Present Stranger
19) White Men Can"t Hump
20) You"ve Got Male
21) I"ll Do Anyone
22) Crocodile Done Me
23) Snatch Adams
24) Edward Penishands
25) How Stella Got Her Tube Packed (Contributed by J. P.)
26) What About Boob? (Contributed by J. P.)
27) Schindler"s Fist
28) Beverly Hills Copulator
29) Poonies
30) Johnny Pneumatic
31) The Joy Suck Club
32) Cunt Hardly Wait (Contributed by KristineEl)
33) Ferris Bueller"s Jerk Off (Contributed by KristineEl)
34) Nutting Hill (Contributed by KristineEl)
35) The Thirteenth Whore (Contributed by KristineEl)
36) Inspect Her Gadget (Contributed by Jim Zofkie)
37) Free My Willy
38) I Know Who You Did Last Summer
39) Die Hard-on
40) A Few Hard Men
41) The Shawwank Redemption
42) Wet Dreams May Cum
43) Blast In The Ass
44) Wild Wild Breasts
45) Big Trouble In Little ‘Gina
46) 2000 Legs Under Me
47) Humped Back at Notre Dame
48) 101 Fornications
49) Robin’s Wood
50) Batman in Robin
51) Look Who’s Sucking
52) Forever Hung
53) Breakfast On Tiffany
54) Jesus Christ: Porno Star
55) When Hairy Fucked Sally
56) Libido Man
57) My Big Lebowski
58) Sleeping With Seattle
59) Varsity Blows
60) The Boobs Brothers
61) The Firmest
62) The Hunt for Pink Cuntober
63) Riding Miss Daisy
64) City Lickers
65) Cock Air
66) Ed"s Wood
67) Desperate Pleasures
68) On Deadly Mound
69) Legs Wide Shut (Contributed by AlexBork)
70) Interview With A Vibrator
71) Star Whores (Contributed by BobbaBrak)
72) The Three Fuckateers (Contributed by BobbaBrak)
73) American Booty
74) Bringing Out The Head
75) Seven Dicks Into Beth
76) Field Of Wet Dreams (Contributed by DDSpiegs)
77) End Of Gays (Contributed by AlexBork)
78) Good Will Humping (Contributed by Lulu825)
79) The Meattricks (Contributed by Elecstudnt)
80) Happy Getsmore (Contributed by Elecstudnt)
81) Pants/Off (Contributed by Elecstudnt)
82) The Cock (Contributed by Elecstudnt)
83) Full Latex Jacket (Contributed by Elecstudnt)
84) Close Encounters of the Nude Kind (Contributed by Elecstudnt)
85) Man On The Poon
86) Robocock (Contributed by Pablo)
87) Major Leg
88) Indiana Bones and the Temple of Boom Boom
89) Vampire in Brook Lyn
90) ET the Extra Testicle
91) Cliff"s Hanger
92) Over the Twat
93) Runway Bride
94) My Best Friends Wetting
95) Whores Whisperer
96) Legends of the Ball
97) Young Buns
98) Tango and Snatch
99) Dirty Lancing
100) Honey, I Shrunk Your Clit
101) Pokememon
102) Jacob the Licker
103) The Talented Mr. Rip Me
104) Summer of Slam
105) Doing John Malkovich
106) Wee Willy
107) The Mighty Fucks
108) The Hairy Bitch Project
109) American Bi
110) A Jug"s Life
111) The Bare Clit Project
112) The Mask of Porno
113) Waiting to Climax
114) Mickey White Eyes
115) Deep Blue Balls (Contributed by JamesFlameJay)
116) Urban Lesbian (Contributed by JamesFlameJay)
117) Face Jam
118) The Bone Erector
119) Reaming Out The Dead
120) Bonfire of the Panties
121) The Bone Ranger (Contributed by AlexBork)
122) Glad-He-Ate-Her (Contributed by AlexBork)
123) Planet of the Gapes
124) Jumpin" Jack"s Ass
125) The Cocks and the Mound
126) 28 Lays
127) Prostitute Games
128) Judge Head
129) The Whore is Not Enough
130) Caddysnatch
131) Orifice Space
132) The Brady Munch
133) Scat People
134) The Perfect Porn (Contributed by AlexBork)
135) Pump Fiction
136) Gang Bang Related
137) Jackie Brown Eye
138) XXX-Men
139) Position: Impossible
140) The Loin King 2: Simba"s Ride
141) Regarding Heinie
142) Silence of the Loins
143) Dante Peaks
144) Play it to the Boner
145) The Bone Molester
146) Natural Born Jigglers
147) Mouth Party
148) The Flintbones
149) I Know What You Did Up The Bummer
150) Pornocchio
151) Porn on the 4th of July
152) South Pork: Big Long and Uncut
153) Lubrication Man
154) Dangerous Binds
155) Swallow Man
156) Throbbin" Hood
157) Rambone (Contributed by Oliver G.)
158) A Rear And Pleasant Danger (Contributed by Oliver G.)
159) A Clockwork Orgy (Contributed by Georgia Tech)
160) Splendor in the Ass
161) Ass Wide Shut
162) Mr. Holland"s Anus
163) Tits A Wonderful Life
164) Buttman Forever
165) My Bare Lady
166) Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
167) The Bootie Guard
168) Creamer vs. Creamer
169) Yank My Doodle, It"s a Dandy
170) There"s Something In and Out of Mary
171) Bare Ass in The Park
172) Bright Lights, Big Titties
173) Willie Wanker Up the Chocolate Factory
174) Das Butt
175) Diddle-Her on the Roof
176) Saturday Night Fever Blister
177) Sorest Rump
178) Ordinary Peepholes
179) Dirty and Hairy
180) The Man Who Blew Too Much
181) What Lies Beneath Me
182) (Spanking) 12 Monkeys
183) Three Days Of The Condom
184) For Your Ass Only
185) The Anus Family
186) Mad Max: Beyond Thunderbone
187) Single White She-male
188) Tales of the Backside
189) Top Buns
190) Waiting to XXX Hale
191) Men in Back
192) The Inside-her
193) Ball Street
194) Spray it Forward
195) My Best Friends Wetting
196) ET the Extra Testicle
197) The Legend in Bagger"s Pants
198) Great Sexpectations (Contributed by x2000jlc)
199) Six Degrees of Penetration (Contributed by Jackwizr)
200) A Cockwork Orange
201) Ben-In-Her
202) The Truman Blow
203) Get Harder
204) Fucked In 60 Seconds
205) Jules In Her Nile
206) Pulp Friction
207) The Mod Squat
208) The Negrosheateher
209) Lace Cowboys (Contributed by Jim Jones)
210) Blow me, O Juliet
211) Cum-let
212) MacMuff
213) The Laying of the Shrew
214) Julius Eat-her
215) Twelfth Inch
216) A Midsummer Night"s Cream
217) As You Stroke It
218) The Dominatrix of Venice
219) Much Ado About Fucking
220) Blowthello
221) Along He Came Inside Her
222) Miss Cunnilingiality
223) Clitoris Claiborne
224) A.I. Artificial Implants
225) One Blew Another in the Cuckoos Nest
226) 12 Horny Men
227) Boyz on the Hood
228) Terms of Enrearment
229) Cliffbanger (Contributed by Roland)
230) Who Lies Beneath
231) Womb Raider
232) Harry Pooper and the Sorcerer"s Bone
233) A.I. - Artificial Insemination
234) Maximum Bonerdrive
235) Caddycrack
236) Tucker: A Man and his Cream
237) Going Down and Cumming out in Beverly Hills
238) Star Trek 2 - The Wrath of Cum
239) Star Trek 3 - The Search for Sperm
240) Star Trek 4 - The Voyeurs Home
241) Blackdraft
242) Remember The Tightones
243) Risky Jizzness
244) Riding on Boys in Cars
245) Who"s Eating Gilbert Grape
246) Hairy Pooter and the Sorcerer"s Bone
247) Black Cock Down
248) Blowtime
249) APooterLips Now
250) Saturday Night Beaver
251) Honey I Shanked The Kids
252) Lord Of The Cock Rings
253) Booty & The Beast (Contributed by MM12011)
254) Harry Squatter
255) The Midget Bones Diary
256) Ali Throbba And The 40 Creams (Contributed by mustang.ed)
257) McHale"s Gravy
258) My Cousin"s In Me
259) Jurassic Poke
260) Throbbin" Wood: Prince of Whores
261) A Clockwork Orgy
262) The Crocodile Humper
263) Sex Toy Story
264) Forrest Gimp
265) Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
266) Add Momma To The Train
267) Twin Cheeks
268) Gangbangs Of New York
269) 8 Inch
270) Analize This/That
271) Bootyshop
272) My Big Fat Greek Woody
273) In Diana Jones (Contributed by Gh0sT)
274) Facesitter (Contributed by K. Gregg)
275) Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit? (Contributed by Mark M.)
276) Blastaway
277) Friday After Sexed
278) Glazed And Confused
279) Malcolm Sex
280) The Usual Suck-spects
281) All Quiet On The Breasts In Front
282) Apoca-lips Now
283) The Wadfather
284) Lawrence Of A Labia
285) Star Whores
286) To Thrill A Cockingbird
287) Breast Side Story
288) The Jism Of Oz
289) The XXX-orcist
290) L.A. Cuntfidential
291) Back To The Coocher
292) The Empire Stikes From The Back
293) The Spooge-itive
294) Boldfinger
295) Bumfight At The OGay Corral
296) A Hard Gay"s Night
297) The Little Sperm-Aid
298) The Magnificent Semen
299) Monty"s Python and the Hole-y Girl
300) Merry Poppings
301) Sleepy Swallow
302) Leaking Beauty
303) A Lad In
304) The Porn Identity
305) The Phantom Penis
306) Any Given Cumday
307) Raiders Of The Lost Ass (Contributed by degnanpp)
308) Pornoccio (Contributed by Ozak)
309) Crotch & Dong: Up In Poke
310) Crotch & Dong: Still Pokin"
311) The Small Kotowski
312) The Empire Likes Crack
313) Monsters Pinc
314) Mary"s Poppin"
315) Sleeping With 3 Men In Me
316) Going For Sloppy Seconds
317) The Pelican Queif
318) Charlie"s Anal
319) The Princess Derriere
320) The Legend Of The Banger Van
321) Behind Emily"s Panty Line
322) The Mount Of Monet Kristal
323) The Royal Tenderbuns
324) Twat Lies Beneath
325) Eyes Wide Slut
326) Swallow At The Campfire
327) Ache Legged Fucks
328) The Wet Dream Catcher
329) Young Buns
330) Bang Hur
331) Bang The Dong Slowly
332) Queered Science
333) Starshit Poopers
334) Poopy Longcockings
335) Pullet
336) Final Breastination
337) Will He Bonk Ya In The Chocolate Factory
338) Driving Into Miss Daisy
339) Planet Of The Gapes
340) Cherry Ass Of Fire
341) Screw Momma In The Train
342) Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
343) The Sexorcist
344) Porn Free
345) The Gaytriot
346) Sleeping With The Enema
347) Full Metal Jackoff
348) Some Big Dick Head This Way Comes
349) Children Of The Cornhole
350) Dickochet
351) Aim It On Rio
352) The Bad Nudes Bared
353) My Big Fat Greek Penis
354) Boyz With Tha Wood
355) 48 Whores
356) West Side Orgy
357) Cock Star
358) For A Fistfull, She Hollers
359) For A Two-Dollar Whore
360) The Jungle Boof
361) Inspect Her Gadget (Contributed by sfish55)
362) Shaving Ryan"s Privates (Contributed by Jwagner)
363) Little Oral Annie (Contributed by gravediger)
364) Anus & Andy (Contributed by AAGNTNG)
365) Harry Pooter and the Sores On Your Bone (Contributed by Chris R.)
366) Black Booty (Contributed by lmsdivingduck)
367) A Cunt Apart
368) Agent Cody Spanks
369) CreamCatcher
370) Honey, I Blew Everyone (Contributed by bbssee)
371) Apollo"s 13" (Contributed by Brian B.)
372) Yureasslick Park
373) When Harry Wet Sally
374) Cum And Dump-Her
375) Das Booty (Contributed by kalcoh)
376) Backside To The Future (Contributed by RichBooRn)
377) The Mate"s Dicks Reloaded
378) The Maid Licks Real Loaded
379) My Tricks Reloaded
380) They Made Rick"s Reel Load It
381) Oliver Fist
382) Done In 60 Seconds
383) Itty Bitty Gang Bang
384) Bang The Nun Slowly
385) Lord Of The G-Strings
386) Playmate Of The Apes
387) In And Out...And In Again
388) The Jizz Singer
389) A Beautiful Bind
390) It"s A Cumderful Life
391) Turn Her And Smooch
392) Bone Alone
393) True Lays
394) Genital Patton (Contributed by jlipscomb1)
395) A Tale Of Two Titties (Contributed by ultimatefiber)
396) The RawShank Infection (Contributed by sk33n)
397) CreamCatcher
398) Dickma
399) Sperminator 3: Rise of the Toys
400) Cooch Almighty
401) The Italian Blowjob
402) Penetrator (Contributed by nikolasfns)
403) Harry Twatter (Contributed by ImaAUDIOSLAVE)
404) Simply Erectable
405) G.I. Wang
406) Assaconda
407) Pornos of the Caribbean
408) Foreskin Hump
409) Sperm"s In Her Ear, Man
410) Devil Without A Condom (Contributed by Md2782)
411) The Load Warrior (Contributed by Ryan K.)
412) I"ll Poke Ya Lips Now
413) Night Of The Giving Head
414) The Whole Nine Inches (Contributed by nem3sis_)
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12:43 - 10.03.2008
Saying that Java is nice because it works on all platforms is like saying anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.
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14:06 - 27.02.2008
Timmah pizda mi noče posodit zadnji cd od Rebeke Dremelj.
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19:56 - 21.02.2008
Dobu Intel Quad, 4MB Rama, novo plato in Chieftec ohišje. Render tajm se je zmanjšal za 2.2-krat. Ajm hepi.
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17:52 - 08.02.2008
Fucking A!
Popravu sem stuck pixel na LCDju.
What is a pixel massage?
A pixel massage is a technique that can sometimes fix stuck pixels. To perform a pixel massage follow these steps:
1. Turn off the screen.
2. Apply moisture to a tightly woven cloth (so not to scratch the screen).
3. Using a single finger behind the cloth, apply pressure to the area where the stuck pixel lies.
4. While still applying pressure turn the screen back on.
5. Remove the pressure and the stuck pixel should be gone.
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09:15 - 07.02.2008
Dej mi neki da mi buta!
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12:29 - 04.02.2008
Kva smo ga plesal...
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10:29 - 24.01.2008
Insert coin to continue!
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16:53 - 12.12.2007
Probal Kane & Lynch... 5 min later it was gone from my computer. Thats what I call utter crap.
Zdej nažigam Crysis... iiiii ma ke je lepa :)
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08:58 - 11.12.2007
Končal Call of Duty 4.
Kane & Lynch is next.
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11:21 - 10.12.2007
Grem na kebap.
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17:12 - 08.12.2007
Moja kišta je bogatejša za...
... in špili so mi hvaležni.
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10:45 - 03.12.2007
Samo za kripla Timmaha...
http://news.softpedia.com/news/10-Minutes-Of-Staring-Boobs-Daily-Prolongs-Man-039-s-Life-by-5-Years-72490.shtml
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21:49 - 22.11.2007
Yay! DVD kolekcija je bogatejša za:
Dungeons&Dragons: Complete 4DVD Box Set
Ne vem, sam k sem bil jest mejhen je bla ta risanka men svetovna.
Indiana Jones: Trilogy 4DVD Box Set
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21:02 - 07.11.2007
Zadeva prispela v nedeljo. Čez 5 min se pa začne testiranje Call of Duty 4 
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09:52 - 22.10.2007
Kimmah for teh win! Ena boljših dirk letos.
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22:48 - 21.10.2007
Pofukani monitorji
Kupim prek weba dva 22" monitorja. Moja boljša polovica jih gre osebno prevzet. Tip jih pomaga nest v avto in naloži enga na druzga. Tist na vrhu mu pade na tla. Idiot! Pridem domov, odprem in vidim, da je en umazan in vidno rabljen. Pokličem in se zmenim, da jih drugi dan zamenjam (oba). Better half spet pelje monitorje nazaj v štacuno, kjer prodajalc nima pojma o kakšni zamenjavi. Pokliče komercialo in ta mu potrdi, da mora zamenjat. Vse kul, če ne bi prodajalec že enega monitorja, ki je bil namenjen zamenjavi spet odprl in ga dal na polico kot razstavni model. Ni pene. Ji da tistega, ki je bil zapakiran. Pridem domov, odprem škatlo in vidim, da je napačni model (20" namesto 22"). Pokličem in se zmenim, da mi naslednji dan pripeljejo oba monitorja na dom, jest jim pa vrnem (beri zarinem v dupe) tistega 20". Tip prpele, jest mu ga zarinem in oba sva hepi. Odprem monitorja, jih ruknem na mizo in pržgem. Sred monitorja CRKNJEN PIXL! Pofuk do jaja! V besu se odločim, da jih vrnem, vzamem keš in si privoščim Playstation 3. Pokličem, pa je bil tipson na drugi strani kul in se zmenim, da v ponedeljek zamenjam monitor v E-misiji, ki je en štuk pod mojim šihtom. Bomo vidl kakšen donkeyrapingshiteatingcrap me čaka jutri.
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15:36 - 12.10.2007
Kok more bit človeku dolgčas, da si tole zmisli?
A: "A si že bil pr Ekojedu"
B: "Ekojedu?"
A: "Ja... Dr.Ekojedu"
Odgovor po oglasih.
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08:24 - 03.10.2007
Jaz sem mala roža,
roža mamina,
mamica me boža,
rada me ima.
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14:42 - 13.08.2007
Aja.. Timmah... še zmer si kmet!
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14:41 - 13.08.2007
Multimedijska klet je bogatejša za moddan PS2 in posledično s tem so na projektorju zapolnjeni vsi trije video vhodi. Šmrk...
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22:08 - 04.07.2007
The time has finally come to enter the brutal battlefields of Hyboria. Yes, that is correct, Funcom is delighted to inform that you are one of the chosen testers for the Age of Conan technical Beta!
Woohooo... se že downloada.
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15:50 - 03.07.2007
KVA BULŠ!
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08:32 - 20.06.2007
Note to myself: put on a rubber.
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12:07 - 13.06.2007
Vse vas pomrem.
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21:05 - 10.06.2007
Kul F1 dirka.
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12:03 - 06.06.2007
En personal projektič v nastajanju... mogoče me tale zapis motivira, da se ga spet lotim.
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09:39 - 29.05.2007
V buhiju me šraufa... gotov bo kej kul ven prlezel.
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11:26 - 28.05.2007
Kva smo ga pelal...
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14:22 - 25.05.2007
Poserjem se nate. Veš kdo si.
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13:29 - 24.05.2007
Ko bom velik ne bom Timmah.
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10:32 - 23.05.2007
Dons sem ga zmeru in je zrasel. Presrečen sem.
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15:08 - 21.05.2007
Timmah, ko poje banano.
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12:58 - 21.05.2007
Len sem.
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15:19 - 17.05.2007
Naj vam tekne!
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13:56 - 09.05.2007
ikrd caruk
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12:49 - 04.05.2007
Pofukan lighbox mi leze iz riti...
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15:09 - 24.04.2007
http://www.bhmotorsports.com
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13:05 - 17.04.2007
Pogrešam Timmaha...
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08:48 - 13.04.2007
Dol mi visi.
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08:41 - 12.04.2007
Jebe se mi.
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09:17 - 11.04.2007
Boli me štap.
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11:18 - 05.04.2007
Zdru plesko... zdej se mi pa riga.
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23:05 - 03.04.2007
Ah... 3D bi bla tolk dolgočasna brez folka z eno zvezdico. Tko da, svaka jim dala! They keep me alive.
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08:33 - 02.04.2007
pofukan pondelk
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08:01 - 30.03.2007
ves sem zaliman
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11:41 - 23.03.2007
PRIMERI IZ FUŽINSKEGA VSAKDANA
Denis pozvoni Sanelu na domofon: "Dobar dan. A je Sanel doma?"
Sanelova mama odgovori: "Ni Sanela doma. Sanel brca košarku."
________
"Denis - prit jest Viki kruh na krem!"
________
"SAAAALMIIIREEE! A čuješ ti mene kaj jaz tebe slišim!!!!"
_________
Profesor za matematiko iz srednješolskih časov:
"Vas dva zadaj, dajta tiho!"
______
"Bom kupo pištol pa bom pol vse pomrl da bo kri tekala po šipa."
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"Sanel prid doma na kosilo, bo vse mal po mal mrzl."
________
Učitelj:"Dečki, deklice - teci tek trkom!"
______
"Tivalo! Nehaj se kolesat, prid gor kosilat!"
________
"Moj moš dela nikamor, moji otroci sama cvek, vzela bom
puško i sve pomrla!"
________
"Ćamile, neh se kolesat po travi!"
________
"Purhan, doma prit!"
________
"Hoćeš da te tepem do kri?"
________
"Smo bli z mama na večerja - jedli omaka šnicel."
________
"Jas bom kozarac švepsa z kocko mraza in kavo z brezmrzlim mlekom."
________
"Fantje, a boste jedl sladoled kle al za po peš!"
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23:40 - 22.03.2007
YLANG, vsenajboljšeeeeee!!!
Naj ti stoji vsaj še sto let in naj ti roka dobro služi.
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07:49 - 22.03.2007
Dons ga bomo tenisiral... Timmah je pa potegnu 300 in zdej ga briše u zavese k pr norcih. Upam na grupno brisanje pri meni v kleti ta vikend.
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19:32 - 21.03.2007
Fuck me silly!!!
300 DVD screener je zuni... pa virtua tennis 3 :)
Kdo rabi viagro.
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08:42 - 20.03.2007
Grem po nov telefon... firma časti.
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09:56 - 19.03.2007
Evo še muvi, kako zgleda klet in dirkanje na projektorju.
MUVI.ZIP
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08:29 - 19.03.2007
Čez vikend sem v klet nesu rečunalo in priklopu virtual racing chassis ter vse skupaj ruknu na projektor.
VRC:
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10:31 - 16.03.2007
Nažru sem se k svina.
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14:46 - 15.03.2007
Gledal V kot Vendetta.. oz V kot VOSU KER SI GLEDU TA GNIL MUVI.
Sem pa uč vrgu na prvih 20min "Road to Guantanamo" in je kick ass... so far.
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11:55 - 14.03.2007
Ajm ful of šit. Zjutri spraznu tank pa je spet preassure overload. Koji kurac?
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09:28 - 13.03.2007
KWA SE MI NE DA...
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12:43 - 12.03.2007
Kva me napena... sam se mi ne da it upstairs.
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07:51 - 12.03.2007
Zvečer bi mogu spraznt smeti... valda jih nisem. Doma jih bom še kako slišal.
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12:03 - 11.03.2007
Ove noči nije bio naš dan.
Barc vs Real
3 : 3
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01:03 - 11.03.2007
Zvisu.
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20:23 - 10.03.2007
Ej... dol mi visi.
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07:45 - 09.03.2007
VITTU bi rekl Finci.
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08:00 - 08.03.2007
Spet bomo delal... upam, da brez nočnih.
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12:56 - 07.03.2007
Razmišljam...
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00:37 - 07.03.2007
Dobu idejo za nov 3d projektič. Sam lenoba se neki ne strinja... Jih bom pustu par dni pa da vidmo kdo zmaga.
Sem pa mal apdejtu sajt... lightbox crap pa še kej se najde. Lika anybody cares. Sigh. Umiram. Arghhh. Gulp. Jutr bom tole sranje zbrisu.
siiiiii jaaaaa vudnt vonnnna biiii jaaaa
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07:44 - 06.03.2007
Boli me grlo in žvečim čigumi.
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20:31 - 05.03.2007
Kmalu bo v marčevski izdaji revije 3DCreative svet ugledal moj članek o nastajanju Vespe.
Za tiste, ki ne mislite kupiti revije ga ponujam zastonj.
http://www.3dg.si/making_of_vespa.pdf
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07:50 - 05.03.2007
Smrdi po ribi.
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23:05 - 04.03.2007
Tamala poscala postlo... to mi deli.
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14:48 - 04.03.2007
Wiiiii! Zaključil s freelance projektom... pred rokom. Sedaj samo še nestrpno čakam, kako bo zgledal končni izdelek - reklama.
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22:21 - 01.03.2007
Rendram,
rendram,
rendram,
rendram kot render farma.
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07:54 - 01.03.2007
Jutri mam dopust... če bo fortuna dala.
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12:00 - 28.02.2007
Ljudje smo kot krofi polnjeni s čokolado. Na sredini smo rjavi in ko prtisneš prleze ven.
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11:35 - 28.02.2007
Ylang bo sonču svojga pitona na čamcu jest ga bom pa celo poletje v zavese brisu. In pol nej še kdo reče da je kej pravice na svetu.
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02:01 - 28.02.2007
Walk towards the light...
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12:32 - 27.02.2007
Aaaarggghhh!!! Mothafucka od telefona. Zdej se spomne crknt. Pofuk smrdliv. Jebu mu bom vse tipke po vrsti. Ko bom šou po tmalo v vrtec bom še prej postavu telefon na tire pa nej ga vlak zgazi. Pička mu mobilna.
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07:53 - 27.02.2007
Pomanjkanje spanja lahko škoduje zdravju.
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00:01 - 26.02.2007
Bagman
Stvar me je spomnila na dve klasiki Petra Jacksona:
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21:26 - 25.02.2007
Skuhal sem hrenovke. Bile so odlične.
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11:13 - 24.02.2007
Delovni vikend. Blame Canada!
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08:30 - 23.02.2007
Dragi dnevnik,
Greš mi na kurac.
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07:52 - 22.02.2007
Podpisu pogodbo... ljubim Angleže, ki imajo preveč denarja.
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04:23 - 21.02.2007
Yep... fucking 4AM in jest garam k zamorc.
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00:03 - 20.02.2007
Dobu nov frilens đob. Ajm hepi.
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10:13 - 19.02.2007
Dasa do pasa naprej pa klobasa.
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20:52 - 18.02.2007
Po treh dneh uletu dam, sfukan k svina.
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08:59 - 15.02.2007
Dons sem jedu grisine torej sem grisin.
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13:10 - 14.02.2007
Niti po riti se mi ne praska...
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